As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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