I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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