i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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