wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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