we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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