it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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