And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I have post one night stand depression
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