Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
