Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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