Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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