How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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