People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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