Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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