no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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