u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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