clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm having to shit out rocks
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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