if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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