just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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