it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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