Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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