I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
