I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The air was thick with penises
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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