the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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