i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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