the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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