so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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