She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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