I'm really into asian looking animals
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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