She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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