Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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