if you like me you must not know who I am
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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