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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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