fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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