.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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