You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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