Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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