idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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