Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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