: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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