Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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