why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize