Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
