whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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