Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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