I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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