i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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