FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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