i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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