dude i'm inner monologue high
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I am naked and annoyed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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