I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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