Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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