Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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